Review: The Transsexual Housewives of Hollywood

It goes without saying that Buddy Wood is the man when it comes to TS porn movies. He has a gift, and The Transsexual Housewives of Hollywood is no exception. This movie is a creative mix of “reality TV”, parody, and obviously the best part: PORN!!! The movie is sexy, fun, raunchy, hardcore action with a story-line that is both funny and definitely cock hardening. It’s backed by an excellent cast of both new and popular t-girls; including Jessy Dubai, Foxxy, Gianna Rivera, Tori Mayes, Penny Tyler, and Diamond Dixon, with a mix of assertive men and girls and has all the cum bursting action that you’d expect from an excellent hardcore DVD. TS Housewives has it all from cheating couples, home-wreckers, and even a TS housewife fucking her t-girl maid. The theme lends itself to porn by having a cohesive narrative without too much story line that interrupts all the action, making it a DVD you can watch from start to finish, or to watch scene by scene without missing all that makes it great. To say that this movie is uniquely inspired would be putting it lightly, but as awesome as the setup is, the blowjobs, ass-eating, and deep fucking in the film are a thousand times better.

The first scene features lonely and cock hungry housewife Gianna Rivera with her cheating and in demand husband Giovanni. He gets back from a “business trip” and the way she deepthroats his cock and uses a blowjob to lube him up for the ultimate in titty fucking action shows why he comes back to her. Gianna and Giovanni have genuine on screen chemistry which leads to awesome ball slapping action that has her moaning just like you’d expect from a horny housewife. The scene ends with Giovanni blowing a huge thick load right into Gianna’s mouth before he bounces, giving new meaning to love’em and leave’em.

The second scene stars stuck up housewife Penny Tyler who takes advantage of naive but slutty maid Tori Mayes, showing exactly how to treat the help by keeping them on their knees. This scene has a fun, campy intro that really sets the tone of TS housewives, while still teasing by showing off the girls in skimpy outfits. The action really starts with an outdoor sequence with Tori gobbling Penny’s hung cock which leads to ass-eating, and Penny opening Tori’s ass with a dildo. Penny goes full dominant over the submissive Tori by taking her inside the house to pound her ass-pussy with her long thick cock. These two girls fuck in a variety of positions, from doggie to spoon and more, that have them both moaning like sluts and ends with a cum shot all over Tori’s face that’s so epic it gets a slo-mo replay.

The third scene in housewives reinforces the drama of reality TV by showcasing sexually unsatisfied housewife Jessy Dubai poolside drinking and talking shit about her husband Smith, while talking about her desire to feel Gianna’s husband, deep inside her ass. She’s wanted him so long that when Giovanni shows up in her room she’s quick and eager to suck him off. Giovanni goes for Jessy like you’d think any man with a mistress would, and watching Jessy fuck his mouth is only beaten by a hot 69 with two bj pros sucking huge cock at the same time. All of that is just build up to the fast paced, raunchy, hardcore fucking in variety of positions that shows off Jessy’s stunning body. It ends with two hot cumshots, one from Jessy all over her tight tummy and tits and another from Giovanni all over and dripping into Jessy’s round ass.

The fourth scene in TS Housewives adds to the scandalous nature of the characters by having Jessy’s husband Smith sneaking off to fuck his sexy, attractive, mistress Diamond Dixon. The scene quickly shows off Diamond’s round ass and full tits and we see that she is instantly hard, and Smith is eager to please her. Diamond returns the favor sucking dick just like a mistress should; hot, wet and like she can’t get enough and we see her going from deepthroating to doing a few fun jawbreakers. There’s a fun 69 before before Smith works his way to fucking Diamond’s tight ass, all the while the both of them talk trash about his wife. Not only does the scene have great fucking but also incredible angles showing off Diamond’s amazing tits and ass, while she uses that booty to milk the cum right out of Smith. It ends with a him busting a load all over Diamond’s tits which was a perfect finish to some fine fucking.

The fifth and final scene stars the flawless and endlessly sexy Foxxy as the divorced housewife who is definitely not shy about sneaking Giovanni back to her fuck bungalow. These two waste no time getting to the sex, and Foxxy has Giovanni’s cock in her mouth within seconds. She gives him an amazing dripping wet blowjob that looked like she enjoyed giving it as much as he did getting it. Foxxy is one sexy vixen as she bares her magnificent tits and gets her juicy round ass eaten with Giovanni burying his face and tongue right into it. Once he has her wet and ready the sex is mesmerizing, Foxxy looks like she savor every thrust from Giovanni and watching this naughty nympho’s hard cock bounce while he is inside her is a cum bursting sight, for both the viewer and for Giovanni. It’s a perfect ending to an enjoyable and fun DVD.

Overall, I have to say that this DVD is an excellent mix of porn, comedy, and just enough story that I can watch it scene by scene or all the way through, which in my opinion makes it a real gem. I loved the variety in action from scene to scene, with each one having its own feel, while still providing the kind of hardcore action I love to see in TS porn. Each of the scenes pairs the partners together to bring out the best that each has to offer, whether its watching deepthroating, ass-eating, tgirl on tgirl, toys, booty shaking anal, or facials, this DVD has it all. There was just the right amount of fun and laughable parody of housewives reality TV, drama included, and Buddy Wood puts in the right special effects, confessionals, and an awesome soundtrack that keeps this movie lively without taking away from the sex. While it’s hard to pick a runaway favorite scene from this DVD, it’s clear to see why Foxxy won a lifetime achievement award and Jessy Dubai received best hardcore performer at the 2015 Transgender Erotica Awards, all led by a multiple award winning Director. And thats only half of the award winners on this DVD, no wonder it feels like an instant classic.